[DeTomaso] Motorcycle Automatics

[Fred]

A friend bought one. I rode with him. At 45MPH he was gritting his 
teeth. At the next light he forgot to put down his foot and fell over in 
a ditch. He eventually decided to ride to Des Moines, IA. He was on an 
off ramp and the bike slid out from under him. He walked to the closest 
convenience store, found a kid to ride the bike back to Kansas City, 
paid the kid, took him to the KC airport and flew the kid home. Don't 
think he rode the Hondamatic after that. True story.