[DeTomaso] One in every crowd

Wed May 30 14:17:09 EDT 2012

So what was it you said to her?
Gotta be good.
dave

On 30/05/2012 11:10 AM, Mike Murray wrote:
> Ok, Now you brought up some old memories. About 18 yrs ago I was in Fla to
> meet for the first time the president of the boat lift company that I rep
> for here in Charleston. His wife and other members of the the company were
> putting on a meet and greet weekend for the top selling Marine contracting
> companies. I had never met any of these people only talked to them on the
> phone for several years. So after several rounds of  fruity drinks  it's off
> to have the sit down meal. I'm sitting next to the prez's wife and things
> move along with get to know you BS and at some point the prez's wife takes
> what I have to say out of context and not with enough grains of salt. The
> next thing I know she turns around and plunges a fork into the top of my
> hand. The prez's yell's my god Ellen you just stuck a fork in one our
> customers you got anything to say? She said Yes, Fork him. Ok fast forward
> 10 yrs all's good we stay one of their top selling company's and are invited
> back each year. The yearly get together gets bigger to the point that they
> invite us to spend the weekend at Club Med. We have people from all over and
> a large time is being had by all. After a day of fun and sun we all meet for
> afternoon cocktails and then dinner. As I and some of the other's were late
> to the dinning hall we were left to sit at the kid's tables just out side of
> the main hall. I'm retelling the story of how I first met Ellen to the group
> at our table when what do I see hanging on the wall but a 6' wooden spoon
> and fork. I tell my wife watch this. This generally is never a good thing
> but what the hell I'm fortified with the grape and proceed to remove this
> large fork hold it up and pronounce loudly to the 100 plus crowd as they are
> eating Hey Ellen I want to fork you. Dead silence. No one could believe that
> someone would go there. Not missing the next beat the prez stands up and
> say's me too. Big laughter and plenty of pictures. Twenty two years latter
> we still are one of their top rep's. So all ya'll have a Forking good day.
> Mike
>
>
>
> Mike Murray
> American Dock&  Marine Construction, Inc.
> (843) 795-2999
> www.americandock.net
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> From: "Will Kooiman"<will.kooiman at gmail.com>
> To:<larry at ohiotimecorp.com>
> Cc:<michael at michaelshortt.com>; "'panteras'"<detomaso at realbig.com>;
> <detomasoregistry at gmail.com>; "'David in Durango'"<adin at frontier.net>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:29 PM
> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] One in every crowd
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>
>> Stop it!!  You guys are cracking me up, and I need to focus on work.
>>
>> I have a brother and a sister.  We are a year apart.  Dinner was always
>> interesting when we had something special.  One time my brother was
>> pretending to steal my sisters food and she stabbed his hand as hard as
>> she could with a fork.  Fortunately it went between his fingers.  No harm
>> done, but nobody messed with her again.  That was one of those Dayem!!
>> moments.
>>
>> On May 30, 2012, at 10:57 AM, Larry - Ohio Time Corp wrote:
>>
>>> <<  I'm gonna stab it with my fork.>>
>>>
>>> .oO0 eats all the pie as you guys quarrel...
>>>
>>> Larry (always works in my family) - Cleveland
>>>
>>>
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>>> From: detomaso-bounces at realbig.com [mailto:detomaso-bounces at realbig.com]
>>> On
>>> Behalf Of michael at michaelshortt.com
>>> Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:49 AM
>>> To: Will Kooiman
>>> Cc: panteras; detomasoregistry at gmail.com; David in Durango
>>> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] One in every crowd
>>>
>>> Hey Will,
>>>
>>> If you stick that spoon on my Pumpkin Pie plate one more time, I'm
>>> gonna stab it with my fork.
>>>
>>> Michael "Too lactose intolerant for whipped cream" Shortt
>>>
>>>
>>> On Wed, May 30, 2012 at 10:42 AM, Will Kooiman<will.kooiman at gmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> My life wouldn't be whole without these family quarrels.
>>>>
>>>> It reminds me of my family.
>>>>
>>>> All we need now is a turkey dinner with someone hogging all of the
>>>> pumpkin
>>> pie.
>>>> On May 30, 2012, at 9:31 AM, David in Durango wrote:
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>>>>> My Dear Mr. Melton;
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>>>>> In regards to item #1 below:  I DID agree to abide by the rules in
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>>> at the time.  I did NOT, however, agree to supply private information.
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