[DeTomaso] FW: NPC NPC NPC - The Coyote Story
cengles at cox.net
cengles at cox.net
Thu Jul 12 11:25:57 EDT 2012
Dear Bill,
I am incapacitated by rolling on the floor with laughter.
Thanks for the hilarious parable!
Warmest regards, Chuck Engles
On Thu, Jul 12, 2012 at 9:36 AM, Bill Lewis wrote:
> Well, it's a slow Thursday morning on the forum, so here's a little
> funny story. Not meant to be political at all, so please just read,
> laugh at/with it and delete. ---Bill (flooded out in Houston area)
> Lewis
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> Having lived in California, I can relate to this...
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> Subject: The Coyote Story
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> THE COYOTE
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> The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
> trail.
> A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
> Governor.
> 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
> "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
> doing what is natural.
> 2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and
> bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
> it.
> 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
> the State $200 testing it for diseases.
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> 4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
> for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.
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> 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while the Fish &
> Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is
> now free of dangerous animals.
> 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
> awareness program" for residents of the area.
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> 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
> treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
> the world.
> 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
> attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
> additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
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> 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit
> against the State.
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> The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
> A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
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> 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
> keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow
> point cartridge.
> 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
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> And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
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