[DeTomaso] FW: NPC NPC NPC - The Coyote Story
Ed Pike
erjpike at gmail.com
Thu Jul 12 21:00:04 EDT 2012
Bill,
I really enjoyed that!!!!
Thanks
Ed
On Jul 12, 2012 10:36 AM, "Bill Lewis" <lotus0005 at hotmail.com> wrote:
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> Well, it's a slow Thursday morning on the forum, so here's a little funny
> story. Not meant to be political at all, so please just read, laugh
> at/with it and delete. ---Bill (flooded out in Houston area) Lewis
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> Having lived in California, I can relate to this...
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> Subject:
> The Coyote Story
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> THE COYOTE
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> The Governor of
> California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
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> coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
> Governor.
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> 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects
> upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the
> coyote is only doing what is natural.
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> 2. He calls animal
> control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200
> testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
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> 3. He calls
> a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200
> testing it for diseases.
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> 4. The Governor goes to a hospital and
> spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting
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> bite wound bandaged.
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> 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6
> months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to
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> sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
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> 6. The Governor
> spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program"
> for residents of the area.
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> 7. The State Legislature spends $2
> million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently
> eradicate the disease throughout the world.
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> 8. The Governor's
> security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends
> $150,000
> to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the
> nature
> of coyotes.
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> 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a
> $5 million suit against the State.
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> Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
> Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
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> 1. The Governor shoots the
> coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has
> spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
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> 2. The
> Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
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> And that, my friends, is why
> California is broke and Texas is not.
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