[DeTomaso] FW: NPC NPC NPC - The Coyote Story

[Ed Pike]

Bill,

I really enjoyed that!!!!

Thanks

Ed
On Jul 12, 2012 10:36 AM, "Bill Lewis" <lotus0005 at hotmail.com> wrote:

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> Well, it's a slow Thursday morning on the forum, so here's a little funny
> story.  Not meant to be political at all, so please just read, laugh
> at/with it and delete.   ---Bill (flooded out in Houston area) Lewis
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> Having lived in California, I can relate to this...
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>   Subject:
>   The Coyote Story
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> THE COYOTE
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> The Governor of
>   California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
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>   coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the
>   Governor.
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> 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects
>   upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the
>   coyote is only doing what is natural.
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> 2. He calls animal
>   control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200
>   testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
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> 3. He calls
>   a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200
>   testing it for diseases.
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> 4. The Governor goes to a hospital and
>   spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting
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>   bite wound bandaged.
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> 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6
>   months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to
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>   sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
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> 6. The Governor
>   spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program"
>   for residents of the area.
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> 7. The State Legislature spends $2
>   million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently
>   eradicate the disease throughout the world.
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> 8. The Governor's
>   security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends
> $150,000
>   to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the
> nature
>   of coyotes.
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> 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a
>   $5 million suit against the State.
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> The
>   Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
>   Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
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> 1. The Governor shoots the
>   coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has
>   spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
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> 2. The
>   Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
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> And that, my friends, is why
>   California is broke and Texas is not.
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