[DeTomaso] NPC: Zen Sarcasms - many apply to us gearheads

[Mike Thomas]

There is car, if not Pantera, content here.  Enjoy.
 
 Zen Sarcasms

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for 
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me 
the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky 
tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your 
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car 
payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have 
their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, 
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it 
back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and dark side, and 
it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on 
the same night