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<body class='hmmessage'><div dir='ltr'>Dear Harbor Freight, Please send me three sets of the"Screw Removal - Multiple Head Set wrenches" Cash enclosed. Oh, and send in a plain paper wrapper! See you in 5 years. Thanks, #902765 Alcatraz Island<br><br><div>> Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 10:43:35 -0800<br>> From: davel@emspace.com<br>> To: detomaso@poca.com<br>> Subject: [DeTomaso] NPC margaritaville - hijacked<br>> <br>> So Larry.<br>> If I were to slip them an old brake rotor and a case of Crest, do you <br>> think they'd make an 88mm turbo-impeller for me?<br>> dave<br>> <br>> On 22/11/2013 10:18 AM, Larry - Ohio Time Corp wrote:<br>> ><br>> > <<in the prisoner areas of prisons.>><br>> ><br>> > So how long were you in for Larry? Did you get to know “Big Bad Bob”?<br>> ><br>> > Larry(my future health care provider) – Cleveland<br>> ><br>> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------<br>> ><br>> > *From:*DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces@poca.com] *On Behalf Of <br>> > *Larry Finch<br>> > *Sent:* Friday, November 22, 2013 12:19 PM<br>> > *To:* detomaso@poca.com<br>> > *Subject:* [DeTomaso] NPC margaritaville<br>> ><br>> > All,<br>> ><br>> > I've seen a very close cousin of those used to secure heavy, metal <br>> > switchplate covers in the prisoner areas of<br>> > prisons.<br>> ><br>> > The inspector "tested" the secureness of the plates with a very hard <br>> > hand blow or kick. I asked why such<br>> > intense inspection, and he replied if the screws were not highly <br>> > torqued, the prisoners could get them out.<br>> ><br>> > "How?!", I asked.<br>> ><br>> > Simple, he said. One (plastic handled) toothbrush and one cigarette <br>> > lighter was all that was needed.<br>> ><br>> > (Insert explanation here.)<br>> ><br>> > "Ah hah!", I said.<br>> ><br>> > Then I asked why they would want to remove the plate.<br>> ><br>> > To get a souce for metal that could be transformed into a 'shank', <br>> > said the inspector.<br>> ><br>> > "But how do you take a hunk of eighth-inch metal and make it a <br>> > shanjk?", I said.<br>> ><br>> > Simple, he said. Metal, dental floss and good old fashioned toothpaste <br>> > was all that was needed.<br>> ><br>> > (Insert explanation here.)<br>> ><br>> > Necessity is the Mother of invention.<br>> ><br>> > Larry<br>> ><br>> > Oh, I did leave out one needed component. Time. Lots of time.<br>> ><br>> ><br>> ><br>> > _______________________________________________<br>> ><br>> > Detomaso Forum Managed by POCA<br>> ><br>> > DeTomaso mailing list<br>> > DeTomaso@poca.com<br>> > http://poca.com/mailman/listinfo/detomaso_poca.com<br>> <br>> <br>> _______________________________________________<br>> <br>> Detomaso Forum Managed by POCA<br>> <br>> DeTomaso mailing list<br>> DeTomaso@poca.com<br>> http://poca.com/mailman/listinfo/detomaso_poca.com<br></div> </div></body>
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