[DeTomaso] Fwd: Late life childbirth

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To: mainsheet at optonline.net
Sent: Tue, Jun 7, 2022 5:48 pm
Subject: FW: Late life childbirth

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Childbirth at 65

  

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!!!!

  

Cheers John

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   -----Original Message-----
   From: mainsheet at optonline.net
   To: mainsheet at optonline.net
   Sent: Tue, Jun 7, 2022 5:48 pm
   Subject: FW: Late life childbirth



   Childbirth at 65


                     Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

   With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
   friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the
                  hospital and went home, I went to visit.

                      'May I see the new baby?' I asked

     'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
                                   first.'

    Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

                          'No, not yet,' She said.

                   After another few minutes had elapsed,

                  I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

                      'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

      Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

                        'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

    'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

                 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!!!!


   Cheers John