[DeTomaso] Slow Day - Joke of the day!

[Dennis Valdez]

An man buys a Pantera and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”

“Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.”

“What does that have to do with anything.” 


“I thought you were bringing her back.”

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   An man buys a Pantera and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees
   flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up
   to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls
   over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

   The cop comes up to the window and asks, aWhat were you thinking,
   taking off like that?a

   aWell,a the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, aa few years
   ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.a

   aWhat does that have to do with anything.a

   aI thought you were bringing her back.a