[DeTomaso] DeTomaso - Immigration NPC

[Julian Kift]

The funnier part is my good friend Bill sent back a simple note of apology!


Julian

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From: Rob Dumoulin <rob at dumoulins.net>
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2017 11:21 AM
To: Julian Kift
Cc: bill at incendium.com; Charles McCall; Ed Mendez; Detomaso Email List
Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] DeTomaso -Innocenti for sale

Funny!

I got some carcinomas removed from my arm a few years back that left some small round burns.  Before a meeting at a client site whom I have a long-running relationship with and have a like-sense of humor, asked me what happened there and pointed to my arm.

Off the top of my head, I said the following:

My wife burns me with cigarettes while I sleep. I can't figure out where she gets them from because since the ankle bracelet, she has not been able to leave the house for the past 9 months. It must be the pool boy who comes around a few times a week.  Do you think I should have a talk with him?

The response was. "Uhhhhhhh....." and the stares were priceless.

I smiled and said, that story was a lot more interesting than the truth.

Rob

On Sat, Feb 18, 2017 at 10:37 AM, Julian Kift <julian_kift at hotmail.com<mailto:julian_kift at hotmail.com>> wrote:
   Bill (Private to you)
   I don't think the whole World needs to know about the ankle bracelet
   and restricted travel outside the house, it's got nothing to do with
   the immigration question.

   Julian


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   The funnier part is my good friend Bill sent back a simple note
   of apology!

   Julian
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   From: Rob Dumoulin <rob at dumoulins.net>
   Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2017 11:21 AM
   To: Julian Kift
   Cc: bill at incendium.com; Charles McCall; Ed Mendez; Detomaso Email List
   Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] DeTomaso -Innocenti for sale

   Funny!
   I got some carcinomas removed from my arm a few years back that left
   some small round burns.  Before a meeting at a client site whom I have
   a long-running relationship with and have a like-sense of humor, asked
   me what happened there and pointed to my arm.
   Off the top of my head, I said the following:
   My wife burns me with cigarettes while I sleep. I can't figure out
   where she gets them from because since the ankle bracelet, she has not
   been able to leave the house for the past 9 months. It must be the pool
   boy who comes around a few times a week.  Do you think I should have a
   talk with him?
   The response was. "Uhhhhhhh....." and the stares were priceless.
   I smiled and said, that story was a lot more interesting than the
   truth.
   Rob
   On Sat, Feb 18, 2017 at 10:37 AM, Julian Kift
   <[1]julian_kift at hotmail.com> wrote:

        Bill (Private to you)
        I don't think the whole World needs to know about the ankle
     bracelet
        and restricted travel outside the house, it's got nothing to do
     with
        the immigration question.
        Julian

References

   1. mailto:julian_kift at hotmail.com