[DeTomaso] steampunk?

[Charles Engles]

Dear David,


                 I have reflected on your hypothetical question and I think
that the answer is.........that yes, you are a steampunk.   A preference for
manual transmissions is a prerequisite qualification.



                              Warmest regards,  Chuck Engles





-----Original Message-----
From: DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of David
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2014 5:36 PM
To: detomaso at poca.com
Subject: [DeTomaso] steampunk?

Dear Chuck (who taught me not to call a friend "rat bastard"), Bill, sean,
and all,

 

Sorry, I don't relate to tractors . . . .

 

Historically, my preference has always been the shift it yourself version of
automotive transport.  Much to the shame of my parents, when I so much as
called a Cadillac driving dinner guest a lazy bastard . . . ah, to be twelve
again!

 

At any rate, let me ask this question (no need to send me a private
communication explaining your answer): when your wife, girlfriend, SO, or
the little teeny-bopper you picked up at the Sonic is in need of some
"yahoo"  . . . . how do you respond?  

 

A)    Refer her to a marital aid appliance in the bedstand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sucr7wT7QYo  I call mine "Girard"  tufa king
funny - one minute ten.

B)     Ask her to call a friend?

3) Apply some oral and/or digital warm up and do it the old fashioned way {
adults only, please- thrusting wildly whilst her ankles are locked around
your waist} ?

 

If you aren't man enough to do it yourself . . .well, this might be what Mad
Dawg meant when he called everyone "gay" (not that there's anything wrong
with it, much).

 

So, now I have to join the steampunks?

 

Atavistically yours, and, apparently, a steam punk forever . . . 

 

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