[DeTomaso] steampunk?

Larry - Ohio Time Larry at ohiotimecorp.com
Mon Sep 8 18:41:41 EDT 2014



<< not to call a friend "rat bastard">>

David, 

I remember the day well, 20 years ago. The girlfriend walked out the front
door, for the last time, took ten steps, turned and pointed "that" finger at
me saying "you Rat Bastard".

I have worn Rat Bastard as a badge of honor ever since. So it is fine by me.

Larry (someone on the last had Rat Bastard Racing too) - Cleveland



-----Original Message-----
From: DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of David
Sent: Monday, September 08, 2014 6:36 PM
To: detomaso at poca.com
Subject: [DeTomaso] steampunk?

Dear Chuck (who taught me not to call a friend "rat bastard"), Bill, sean,
and all,

 

Sorry, I don't relate to tractors . . . .

 

Historically, my preference has always been the shift it yourself version of
automotive transport.  Much to the shame of my parents, when I so much as
called a Cadillac driving dinner guest a lazy bastard . . . ah, to be twelve
again!

 

At any rate, let me ask this question (no need to send me a private
communication explaining your answer): when your wife, girlfriend, SO, or
the little teeny-bopper you picked up at the Sonic is in need of some
"yahoo"  . . . . how do you respond?  

 

A)    Refer her to a marital aid appliance in the bedstand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sucr7wT7QYo  I call mine "Girard"  tufa king
funny - one minute ten.

B)     Ask her to call a friend?

3) Apply some oral and/or digital warm up and do it the old fashioned way {
adults only, please- thrusting wildly whilst her ankles are locked around
your waist} ?

 

If you aren't man enough to do it yourself . . .well, this might be what Mad
Dawg meant when he called everyone "gay" (not that there's anything wrong
with it, much).

 

So, now I have to join the steampunks?

 

Atavistically yours, and, apparently, a steam punk forever . . . 

 

Grouchy & Dirty, LLC






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