[DeTomaso] steampunk?

[David]

Dear Chuck (who taught me not to call a friend "rat bastard"), Bill, sean,
and all,

 

Sorry, I don't relate to tractors . . . .

 

Historically, my preference has always been the shift it yourself version of
automotive transport.  Much to the shame of my parents, when I so much as
called a Cadillac driving dinner guest a lazy bastard . . . ah, to be twelve
again!

 

At any rate, let me ask this question (no need to send me a private
communication explaining your answer): when your wife, girlfriend, SO, or
the little teeny-bopper you picked up at the Sonic is in need of some
"yahoo"  . . . . how do you respond?  

 

A)    Refer her to a marital aid appliance in the bedstand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sucr7wT7QYo  I call mine "Girard"  tufa king
funny - one minute ten.

B)     Ask her to call a friend?

3) Apply some oral and/or digital warm up and do it the old fashioned way {
adults only, please- thrusting wildly whilst her ankles are locked around
your waist} ?

 

If you aren't man enough to do it yourself . . .well, this might be what Mad
Dawg meant when he called everyone "gay" (not that there's anything wrong
with it, much).

 

So, now I have to join the steampunks?

 

Atavistically yours, and, apparently, a steam punk forever . . . 

 

Grouchy & Dirty, LLC

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   Dear Chuck (who taught me not to call a friend "rat bastard"), Bill,
   sean,  and all,


   Sorry, I don't relate to tractors . . . .


   Historically, my preference has always been the shift it yourself
   version of automotive transport.  Much to the shame of my parents, when
   I so much as called a Cadillac driving dinner guest a lazy bastard . .
   . ah, to be twelve again!


   At any rate, let me ask this question (no need to send me a private
   communication explaining your answer): when your wife, girlfriend, SO,
   or the little teeny-bopper you picked up at the Sonic is in need of
   some "yahoo"  . . . . how do you respond?


   A)    Refer her to a marital aid appliance in the bedstand?
   [1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sucr7wT7QYo  I call mine "Girard"
   tufa king funny - one minute ten.

   B)     Ask her to call a friend?

   3) Apply some oral and/or digital warm up and do it the old fashioned
   way { adults only, please- thrusting wildly whilst her ankles are
   locked around your waist} ?


   If you aren't man enough to do it yourself . . .well, this might be
   what Mad Dawg meant when he called everyone "gay" (not that there's
   anything wrong with it, much).


   So, now I have to join the steampunks?


   Atavistically yours, and, apparently, a steam punk forever . . .


   Grouchy & Dirty, LLC

References

   1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sucr7wT7QYo