[DeTomaso] Steering Wheels

michael at michaelshortt.com michael at michaelshortt.com
Mon Jun 16 17:00:47 EDT 2014


Divorce number one was held in Chatham County Superior Court in June, 1986,
the first appearance was for temp support.
the Judge's name was indeed Judge Cheatham ( now passed away ).
Upon his decision to award her $3,000 a month, one younger, dumber, Michael
Shortt, proudly exclaimed so as to be heard,

"They named you right"

at which point my attorney glared at me and the Judge said, "Another word
and it'll be $4,000 "

True Story,

http://www.wtoc.com/story/8071270/retired-judge-dies-after-bout-with-pneumonia



Michael Shortt


On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM, <W4wj at aol.com> wrote:

>  Boyd...
>
> I thought it was Dewey, Cheatham and Howe!!  ;-)
>
> A law firm, founded on April 1, 1887 in London, England. The first
> partners were by Howie Dewey, Icabod Cheatham, and Rebecca Howe, who met
> while attending The City Law School, which they subsequently sued for their
> poor grades, low graduation rankings and inability to pass the bar.
>
> Don
>
>  In a message dated 6/16/2014 3:48:02 P.M. Central Daylight Time,
> boyd411 at gmail.com writes:
>
> , Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
> If you want the whole skit you can find it here"Who's on first"
> <http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml>
> Sanity Clause is The Marx Bros , Chico I think. My Lawyer's (Dewy Doem and
> Howe) told me all about it!
> Name the source of their Law degrees?
>
>
>
> On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 4:07 PM, Larry - Ohio Time <Larry at ohiotimecorp.com
> > wrote:
>
>>   <<Anyone else confirm that?>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Larry (was born at night) – Cleveland
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of Charles
>> McCall
>> Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 3:25 PM
>> To: 'Boyd Casey'; W4wj at aol.com
>> Cc: '576103 .'; detomaso at poca.com; michael at michaelshortt.com
>> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] Steering Wheels
>>
>>
>>
>> If I remember correctly, it was "Who" on first, "What" on second, and "I
>> don't know" on third.
>>
>>
>>
>> Anyone else confirm that?
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>>
>> From: DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of Boyd Casey
>>
>> Sent: lunes, 16 de junio de 2014 21:18
>>
>> To: W4wj at aol.com
>>
>> Cc: 576103 .; detomaso at poca.com; michael at michaelshortt.com
>>
>> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] Steering Wheels
>>
>>
>>
>> That's easy, The elusive "They" are on third!
>>
>> Boyd
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 10:29 AM, <W4wj at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> >  Boyd...
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Their still remains a question: Whose on first and who's on second?
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Your good if you have an answer!!  ;-)
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > *Don Murray*
>>
>> > former owner of:
>>
>> >
>>
>> >  '71 Yellow Euro GTS Pushbutton
>>
>> > THPNLK01158
>>
>> > Riveted flares
>>
>> > Dual Slot 8 & 10 Campys
>>
>> > 351C # 5969 (originally # 753)
>>
>> > Dash 2 ZF # 8934
>>
>> > Fredericksburg, TX
>>
>> >
>>
>> >  In a message dated 6/15/2014 8:43:05 P.M. Central Daylight Time,
>>
>> > boyd411 at gmail.com writes:
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Mike,
>>
>> > Don't you mean you don't know who they *are*? Since they refers to a
>> plural
>>
>> >
>>
>> > and "is" refers to a  singular . And to answer the question who "They
>> are"
>>
>> > They are the same* they* that Roland referred to when he said " *They*
>> have
>>
>> >
>>
>> > both bolt pattern."
>>
>> > And that should have been "They have both bolt patterns" , but whose
>>
>> > counting grammatical errors, certainly not I.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Boyd
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > On Sun, Jun 15, 2014 at 8:27 PM, <MikeLDrew at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > > In a message dated 6/15/14 13 08 54, boyd411 at gmail.com writes:
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > > Roland,
>>
>> > > Do they make a quick release hub that you can  use with a bolt on
>> wheel ?
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > > >>>I don't know who 'they' is, but Precision Proformance offers
>> several
>>
>> > > such animals.
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > > I'm not a fan of quick-release hubs in street cars.  At best they
>> rattle
>>
>> > > and take up space, and at worst they can allow the wheel to detach at
>> the
>>
>> > > most inopportune time (I have been behind the wheel of a Pantera
>> where I
>>
>> > > turned the wheel to turn onto a side street and the car kept going
>>
>> > > straight!).
>>
>> > >
>>
>> > > Mike
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    Mike,
>>
>> >    Don't you mean you don't know who theyA are? Since they refers to a
>>
>> >    plural and "is" refers to a A singular . And to answer the
>>
>> >    questionA who "They are" They are the same they that Roland
>> referred to
>>
>> >    when he said "A They have both bolt pattern."
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    And that should have been "They have both bolt patterns" , but whose
>>
>> >    counting grammatical errors, certainly not I.
>>
>> >    Boyd
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    On Sun, Jun 15, 2014 at 8:27 PM, <[1]MikeLDrew at aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    In a message dated 6/15/14 13 08 54, [2]boyd411 at gmail.com writes:
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    Roland,
>>
>> >    Do they make a quick release hub that you canA  use with a bolt on
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    wheel ?
>>
>> >
>>
>> >      >>>I don't know who 'they' is, but Precision Proformance offers
>>
>> >      several such animals.
>>
>> >      I'm not a fan of quick-release hubs in street cars.A  At best they
>>
>> >
>>
>> >      rattle and take up space, and at worst they can allow the wheel to
>>
>> >      detach at the most inopportune time (I have been behind the wheel
>> of
>>
>> >      a Pantera where I turned the wheel to turn onto a side street and
>>
>> >      the car kept going straight!).
>>
>> >      Mike
>>
>> >
>>
>> > References
>>
>> >
>>
>> >    1. mailto:MikeLDrew at aol.com
>>
>> >    2. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
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   Divorce number one was held in Chatham County Superior Court in June,
   1986, the first appearance was for temp support.
   the Judge's name was indeed Judge Cheatham ( now passed away ).
   Upon his decision to award her $3,000 a month, one younger, dumber,
   Michael Shortt, proudly exclaimed so as to be heard,
   "They named you right"
   at which point my attorney glared at me and the Judge said, "Another
   word and it'll be $4,000 "
   True Story,
   [1]http://www.wtoc.com/story/8071270/retired-judge-dies-after-bout-with
   -pneumonia
   Michael Shortt

   On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 4:55 PM, <[2]W4wj at aol.com> wrote:

   Boyd...
   A
   I thought it was Dewey, Cheatham and Howe!!A  ;-)
   A
   A law firm, founded on April 1, 1887 in London, England. The first
   partners were by Howie Dewey, Icabod Cheatham, and Rebecca Howe, who
   met while attending The City Law School, which they subsequently sued
   for their poor grades, low graduation rankings and inability to pass
   the bar.
   A
   Don
   A
   In a message dated 6/16/2014 3:48:02 P.M. Central Daylight Time,
   [3]boyd411 at gmail.com writes:

   , Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
   If you want the whole skit you can find it here[4]"Who's on first"A  A
   A  A
   Sanity Clause is The Marx Bros , Chico I think. My Lawyer's (Dewy Doem
   and Howe) told me all about it!
   Name the source of their Law degrees?

   On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 4:07 PM, Larry - Ohio Time
   <[5]Larry at ohiotimecorp.com> wrote:

   <<Anyone else confirm that?>>

   A

   A

   You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

   A

   A

   Larry (was born at night) a Cleveland

   A

   A

   A

   -----Original Message-----
   From: DeTomaso [mailto:[6]detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of
   Charles McCall
   Sent: Monday, June 16, 2014 3:25 PM
   To: 'Boyd Casey'; [7]W4wj at aol.com
   Cc: '576103 .'; [8]detomaso at poca.com; [9]michael at michaelshortt.com
   Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] Steering Wheels

   A

   If I remember correctly, it was "Who" on first, "What" on second, and
   "I don't know" on third.

   A

   Anyone else confirm that?

   A

   -----Original Message-----

   From: DeTomaso [mailto:[10]detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of Boyd
   Casey

   Sent: lunes, 16 de junio de 2014 21:18

   To: [11]W4wj at aol.com

   Cc: 576103 .; [12]detomaso at poca.com; [13]michael at michaelshortt.com

   Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] Steering Wheels

   A

   That's easy, The elusive "They" are on third!

   Boyd

   A

   A

   On Mon, Jun 16, 2014 at 10:29 AM, <[14]W4wj at aol.com> wrote:

   A

   >A  Boyd...

   >A

   > Their still remains a question: Whose on first and who's on second?

   >A

   > Your good if you have an answer!!A  ;-)

   >A

   >A

   > *Don Murray*

   > former owner of:

   >A

   >A  '71 Yellow Euro GTS Pushbutton

   > THPNLK01158

   > Riveted flares

   > Dual Slot 8 & 10 Campys

   > 351C # 5969 (originally # 753)

   > Dash 2 ZF # 8934

   > Fredericksburg, TX

   >A

   >A  In a message dated 6/15/2014 8:43:05 P.M. Central Daylight Time,

   > [15]boyd411 at gmail.com writes:

   >A

   > Mike,

   > Don't you mean you don't know who they *are*? Since they refers to a
   plural

   >A

   > and "is" refers to aA  singular . And to answer the question who
   "They are"

   > They are the same* they* that Roland referred to when he said "
   *They* have

   >A

   > both bolt pattern."

   > And that should have been "They have both bolt patterns" , but whose

   > counting grammatical errors, certainly not I.

   >A

   > Boyd

   >A

   >A

   > On Sun, Jun 15, 2014 at 8:27 PM, <[16]MikeLDrew at aol.com> wrote:

   >A

   > >

   > > In a message dated 6/15/14 13 08 54, [17]boyd411 at gmail.com writes:

   > >

   > >

   > > Roland,

   > > Do they make a quick release hub that you canA  use with a bolt on
   wheel ?

   > >

   > >

   > > >>>I don't know who 'they' is, but Precision Proformance offers
   several

   > > such animals.

   > >

   > > I'm not a fan of quick-release hubs in street cars.A  At best they
   rattle

   > > and take up space, and at worst they can allow the wheel to detach
   at the

   > > most inopportune time (I have been behind the wheel of a Pantera
   where I

   > > turned the wheel to turn onto a side street and the car kept going

   > > straight!).

   > >

   > > Mike

   >A

   >A

   >A A A  Mike,

   >A A A  Don't you mean you don't know who theyA are? Since they refers
   to a

   >A A A  plural and "is" refers to a A singular . And to answer the

   >A A A  questionA who "They are" They are the same they that Roland
   referred to

   >A A A  when he said "A They have both bolt pattern."

   >A

   >A A A  And that should have been "They have both bolt patterns" , but
   whose

   >A A A  counting grammatical errors, certainly not I.

   >A A A  Boyd

   >A

   >A A A  On Sun, Jun 15, 2014 at 8:27 PM, <[1][18]MikeLDrew at aol.com>
   wrote:

   >A

   >A

   >A A A  In a message dated 6/15/14 13 08 54, [2][19]boyd411 at gmail.com
   writes:

   >A

   >A A A  Roland,

   >A A A  Do they make a quick release hub that you canAA  use with a
   bolt on

   >A

   >A A A  wheel ?

   >A

   >A A A A A  >>>I don't know who 'they' is, but Precision Proformance
   offers

   >A A A A A  several such animals.

   >A A A A A  I'm not a fan of quick-release hubs in street cars.AA  At
   best they

   >A

   >A A A A A  rattle and take up space, and at worst they can allow the
   wheel to

   >A A A A A  detach at the most inopportune time (I have been behind the
   wheel of

   >A A A A A  a Pantera where I turned the wheel to turn onto a side
   street and

   >A A A A A  the car kept going straight!).

   >A A A A A  Mike

   >A

   > References

   >A

   >A A A  1. mailto:[20]MikeLDrew at aol.com

   >A A A  2. mailto:[21]boyd411 at gmail.com

   >A

   >A

   >A

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References

   1. http://www.wtoc.com/story/8071270/retired-judge-dies-after-bout-with-pneumonia
   2. mailto:W4wj at aol.com
   3. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
   4. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
   5. mailto:Larry at ohiotimecorp.com
   6. mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com
   7. mailto:W4wj at aol.com
   8. mailto:detomaso at poca.com
   9. mailto:michael at michaelshortt.com
  10. mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com
  11. mailto:W4wj at aol.com
  12. mailto:detomaso at poca.com
  13. mailto:michael at michaelshortt.com
  14. mailto:W4wj at aol.com
  15. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
  16. mailto:MikeLDrew at aol.com
  17. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
  18. mailto:MikeLDrew at aol.com
  19. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
  20. mailto:MikeLDrew at aol.com
  21. mailto:boyd411 at gmail.com
  22. mailto:DeTomaso at poca.com
  23. http://poca.com/mailman/listinfo/detomaso_poca.com
  24. mailto:DeTomaso at poca.com
  25. http://poca.com/mailman/listinfo/detomaso_poca.com
  26. http://www.michaelshortt.com/
  27. mailto:michael at michaelshortt.com


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