[DeTomaso] NPC: Harley Edition Prius on Ebay

[Charles McCall]

That's awesome! I love the description and comments. 



-----Original Message-----
From: DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] On Behalf Of Sean Korb
Sent: sábado, 5 de abril de 2014 13:57
To: detomaso at poca.com
Subject: [DeTomaso] NPC: Harley Edition Prius on Ebay

Veering way off topic, you need to read the seller added comments all the
way through.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toyota-Prius-HD-Special-Edition-ToyoHog-1-of-a-kind-
Harley-Davidson-Powered-Prius-Street-Reg-Full-/301141837913?forcerrptr=true&
hash=item461d73c859&item=301141837913&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

One of the drivers experience comments:
"
"Driving your typical Prius is like eating oatmeal. It technically has the
desired result of getting you to point b or filling your belly, but no one
interesting actually enjoys it. The steering/braking/sounds/etc is mushy
and bland, it has no pep. Without adding something to it, and you had to
bask in the sea of mediocrity daily, you'd get complacent and eventually
fade away as the most boring person in existence.

Driving *this* prius is like firing up a big block powered blender for a
manly breakfast, *after* you filled it with a live cow (protein, fiber,
vitamins and *stuff*, from the meat, bones, milk and whats left...
respectfully), a whole carton of eggs still in the carton (because every
movie badass in training does this to a smaller scale and you don't want to
be outdone) a slab of bacon and ghost peppers for flavor,  plus a bag of
quikrete so it sticks to your gut and because you're too important to wait
several days for ordinary concrete to cure.

And while you wait for that to finish blending, why dont you go kick your
feet up in the vibrating lazyboy recliner that also happens to be powered
by your gas guzzling bigblockblender. The only reason you arent covered in
tattoos is that you haven't found an artist who can hold up the small block
tattoo needle you created after breakfast.

You drive this to work everyday and you can punch Chuck Norris in the face
and he will apologize for bleeding on your knuckles. " submitted by tSoG"

-- 
Sean Korb spkorb at spkorb.org http://www.spkorb.org
'65,'68 Mustangs,'68 Cougar,'78 R100/7,'60 Metro,'59 A35,'71 Pantera #1382
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you get" --Miller
"Computers are useless.  They can only give you answers." -P. Picasso