[DeTomaso] NPC margaritaville - hijacked

[Bill Lewis]

Dear Harbor Freight,   Please send me three sets of the"Screw Removal - Multiple Head Set wrenches"  Cash enclosed.  Oh, and send in a plain paper wrapper!  See you in 5 years.    Thanks, #902765 Alcatraz Island

> Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 10:43:35 -0800
> From: davel at emspace.com
> To: detomaso at poca.com
> Subject: [DeTomaso] NPC margaritaville - hijacked
> 
> So Larry.
> If I were to slip them an old brake rotor and a case of Crest, do you 
> think they'd make an 88mm turbo-impeller for me?
> dave
> 
> On 22/11/2013 10:18 AM, Larry - Ohio Time Corp wrote:
> >
> > <<in the prisoner areas of prisons.>>
> >
> > So how long were you in for Larry? Did you get to know “Big Bad Bob”?
> >
> > Larry(my future health care provider) – Cleveland
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > *From:*DeTomaso [mailto:detomaso-bounces at poca.com] *On Behalf Of 
> > *Larry Finch
> > *Sent:* Friday, November 22, 2013 12:19 PM
> > *To:* detomaso at poca.com
> > *Subject:* [DeTomaso] NPC margaritaville
> >
> > All,
> >
> > I've seen a very close cousin of those used to secure heavy, metal 
> > switchplate covers in the prisoner areas of
> > prisons.
> >
> > The inspector "tested" the secureness of the plates with a very hard 
> > hand blow or kick. I asked why such
> > intense inspection, and he replied if the screws were not highly 
> > torqued, the prisoners could get them out.
> >
> > "How?!", I asked.
> >
> > Simple, he said. One (plastic handled) toothbrush and one cigarette 
> > lighter was all that was needed.
> >
> > (Insert explanation here.)
> >
> > "Ah hah!", I said.
> >
> > Then I asked why they would want to remove the plate.
> >
> > To get a souce for metal that could be transformed into a 'shank', 
> > said the inspector.
> >
> > "But how do you take a hunk of eighth-inch metal and make it a 
> > shanjk?", I said.
> >
> > Simple, he said. Metal, dental floss and good old fashioned toothpaste 
> > was all that was needed.
> >
> > (Insert explanation here.)
> >
> > Necessity is the Mother of invention.
> >
> > Larry
> >
> > Oh, I did leave out one needed component. Time. Lots of time.
> >
> >
> >
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