[DeTomaso] NPC: Is her name Pantera . . . ?

[Mike Thomas]

The Italian Mistress

An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and
walks away.  The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no
more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But.... The
decision is all yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.
"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Have a great weekend.
Mike Thomas
VP, POCA
VP, Panteras Northwest
Yellow '74 #6328