[DeTomaso] FW: Re: NPC: EZ clean up tip

Thu Sep 6 21:19:20 EDT 2012

(To his wife): "Hey, dear, we car save money and repair all the doors in our house ourselves!!!"

> Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2012 12:52:20 -0500
> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] FW: Re:  NPC: EZ clean up tip
> From: will.kooiman at gmail.com
> To: cengles at cox.net; detomaso at realbig.com; lotus0005 at hotmail.com; michael at michaelshortt.com
> 
> David Bell has a lot of stories.  They need to go into a special edition
> in Profiles.
> 
> 1.  Cats can walk on water if they move their legs fast enough
> 2.  Toads and BBs (my favorite)
> 3.  Getting stuck under the house.
> 4.  Mummy varmits in the eves of his house
> 5.  His daughter and Quicksand
> 6.  Snake slime
> 7.  Indiana Jones and betting your buddy he won't eat a weird worm in the
> desert.
> 8.  "We haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate grandpa."  - wait,
> that was a phrase I picked up from someone else.
> 
> That's all I can think of right now.  I know there are at least 10 more.
> 
> 
> 
> On 9/6/12 12:40 PM, "cengles at cox.net" <cengles at cox.net> wrote:
> 
> >
> >
> >
> >-------- Begin forwarded message --------
> >Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >Date: 9/6/12 10:51:14 AM
> >From: "Larry - Ohio Time Corp" <larry at ohiotimecorp.com>
> >To: michael at michaelshortt.com, "'Bill Lewis'" <lotus0005 at hotmail.com>
> >Cc: detomaso at realbig.com
> >
> >
> ><<I can't believe the crap that I used to say in front of total
> >strangers
> >who paid to here it.>>
> >
> >Sounds like a normal sales call in this new century.
> >
> >Larry (want the old days) - Cleveland
> >
> >Dear Bill and Michael,
> >
> >
> >             On the topic of Mommy Spit, I recall that years ago our
> >Pantera brother, David Bell, wrote a hilarious vignette of Pantera
> >repair in his garage with the alleged help of his children and the
> >ultimate clean up with Mommy spit.  It should be in the archives.  It
> >was very received by the Forum.   I loved it since I had my own set of
> >youngsters as alleged helpers and their inevitable mess and the final
> >application (usually) of Mommy spit.    I am very impressed by the
> >miracle cleaning characteristics of Mommy spit.
> >
> >
> >                      Warmest regards,  Chuck Engles
> >
> >
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: detomaso-bounces at realbig.com [mailto:detomaso-bounces at realbig.com]
> >On
> >Behalf Of michael at michaelshortt.com
> >Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2012 11:14 AM
> >To: Bill Lewis
> >Cc: detomaso at realbig.com
> >Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >
> >If y'all unleash that Dragon, you're gonna be sorry, I can't believe the
> >crap that I used to say in front of total strangers
> >who paid to here it.  It's embarrassing to even remember it.
> >
> >Sorta like that girl after a fraternity party...sometimes, there just
> >wasn't enough soap
> >
> >and I'm thinking that was a two way street sometimes.
> >
> >Michael
> >
> >
> >
> >On Thu, Sep 6, 2012 at 11:01 AM, Bill Lewis <lotus0005 at hotmail.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>  Hey, isn't there a better name for THAT!!!     Isn't that like saying
> >> Mom's Boob Milk, or something!  Haven't you heard about "Apple pie,
> >> Mom,
> >> etc.!"  It's the American way.  --Bill
> >>
> >> ------------------------------
> >> From: michaelsavga at gmail.com
> >> Date: Wed, 5 Sep 2012 11:43:23 -0400
> >> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >> To: cars at wt-inc.com
> >> CC: mikael_hass at mail.tele.dk; larry at ohiotimecorp.com;
> >> will.kooiman at gmail.com; lotus0005 at hotmail.com; detomaso at realbig.com
> >>
> >> Back in my stand up comedy days, I did a 5 min routine on "Mom Spit"
> >> Very unsuitable for the forum.
> >>
> >> Michael Shortt
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On Wed, Sep 5, 2012 at 11:40 AM, Lynn <cars at wt-inc.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> Best cleanup solvent I ever saw was my mom's spit and her thumb.
> >> While
> >> holding my chin firmly she could rub ANYTHING off my face, and a layer
> >> of
> >> skin too.
> >>
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: detomaso-bounces at realbig.com
> >> [mailto:detomaso-bounces at realbig.com]
> >> On
> >> Behalf Of Mikael
> >> Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2012 1:54 PM
> >> To: larry at ohiotimecorp.com; 'Will Kooiman'; 'Bill Lewis';
> >> detomaso at realbig.com
> >> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >>
> >> It's important to share some chores at home. That's it!
> >> Sent from BlackBerry TorchR
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: "Larry - Ohio Time Corp" <larry at ohiotimecorp.com>
> >> Sender:  "Larry - Ohio Time Corp" <larry at ohiotimecorp.com>
> >> Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 15:43:24
> >> To: 'Will Kooiman'<will.kooiman at gmail.com>;
> >> 'Mikael'<mikael_hass at mail.tele.dk>; 'Bill
> >> Lewis'<lotus0005 at hotmail.com>;
> >> <detomaso at realbig.com>
> >> Reply-To: <larry at ohiotimecorp.com>
> >> Subject: RE: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >>
> >> << Isn't that woman work?>>
> >>
> >> Will, what's the wife's email?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Larry (may have sister) - Cleveland
> >>
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: detomaso-bounces at realbig.com
> >> [mailto:detomaso-bounces at realbig.com]
> >> On
> >> Behalf Of Will Kooiman
> >> Sent: Tuesday, September 04, 2012 1:33 PM
> >> To: Mikael; 'Bill Lewis'; detomaso at realbig.com
> >> Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >>
> >> Why would you put your hands in hot water with washing powder?
> >>
> >> Isn't that woman work?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> On 9/4/12 12:19 PM, "Mikael" <mikael_hass at mail.tele.dk> wrote:
> >>
> >>> My wife's washing powder in hot water cleans your hands in 10
> >>> minutes,
> >>> may need to help a bit under the nails with a brush.
> >>>
> >>> Mikael
> >>>
> >>> -----Oprindelig meddelelse-----
> >>> Fra: Bill Lewis [mailto:lotus0005 at hotmail.com]
> >>> Sendt: 4. september 2012 02:35
> >>> Til: detomaso at realbig.com
> >>> Emne: Re: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> For those of us who do NOT frequent "bars" - is there any other type
> >>> of
> >>> soap
> >>> to use!!    ---Bill (pretending that I live in Cleveland) Lewis
> >>>
> >>>> Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2012 11:59:59 -0400
> >>>> From: michaelsavga at gmail.com
> >>>> To: detomaso at realbig.com
> >>>> Subject: [DeTomaso] NPC: EZ clean up tip
> >>>>
> >>>> Had a friend over while I was tinkering with my car, he asked why it
> >>>> looked like I had a French manicure. I explained that it was bar
> >>>> soap
> >>>> jammed under my fingernails that I put there before I started
> >>>> working
> >>>> on the car to keep dirt and grease from getting in there first. He
> >>>> seemed to think that this was a revelation of some sort, so I'm
> >sharing.
> >>>> For really messy stuff I have latex gloves and for grimy, rough,
> >>>> heavy stuff - mechanics gloves, but for 90% of stuff I like the
> >>>> tactile feel of my hands and fingers, and I need to look presentable
> >>>> on work days and around the rest of the house which is mostly all
> >white.
> >>>>
> >>>> Maybe silly, maybe not.
> >>>>
> >>>> Michael Shortt
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