[DeTomaso] Mad Dawg on track in Reno?

[Tomas Gunnarsson]

Is the only way to keep him off the track and in the bedroom to let him wear the negligee? :-|

Tomas

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Sent: Monday, April 06, 2009 7:05 PM
Subject: [DeTomaso] Mad Dawg on track in Reno?


> Mad Dawg was attending his local POCA chapter meeting, just before the June 
> POCA convention and PCNC track event.   Everybody was used to hearing his 
> bluster about running in open road races etc. etc., and somebody asked him if this 
> was the year that he would FINALLY drive his Pantera on a real racetrack with 
> the rest of the gang.
> 
> He told them, “No, I can't go to Reno this year, because I'm doing all these 
> other ORR events, and Maryanne just won't let me go to one more.”
> 
> After taking a lot of well-deserved heat about being completely whipped etc, 
> the meeting ended and he slunk back home to the missus.
> 
> When everybody started showing up at the racetrack a couple of weeks later, 
> they were surprised to see Mad Dawg there, with all his swag rolled out, fresh 
> race tires on the Pantera, a little camp stove cooking some breakfast, cup of 
> coffee in-hand, and a bag of macaroons at his side.
> 
> “How did you talk Maryanne into letting you come, Dawg?” they asked.
> 
> “I didn't have to.” was his reply.
> 
> “See, after the club meeting, I came home and slumped down in a chair with a 
> beer to drown my sorrows.   Then Maryanne snuck up behind me, covered my eyes 
> and said 'Surprise!'”
> 
> “When I peeled her hands back and looked around, she was standing there in a 
> see-through negligee, and she said, 'Carry me back to the bedroom, tie me to 
> the bed and you can do whatever you want.'”
> 
> “SO HERE I AM!”
> 
> 
> 
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