[DeTomaso] fixing the economy (with p content)

Adin, David DavidAdin at mercydurango.org
Wed Apr 1 13:13:10 EDT 2009


 
  

	Subject: I love this plan

	This was an article from  the St. Petersburg Times newspaper
Sunday.

	The  Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You
Fix the 
	Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea....I think  this guy
nailed it!
	

	Dear Mr.  President,
	

	
	

	Patriotic retirement:
	

	There are  about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1  
	million apiece severance with the following  stipulations:
	
	1) They leave their jobs. Forty million  job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
	2) They buy  NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -Auto
Industry  
	fixed.
	3) They either buy a house/pay off their  mortgage -Housing
Crisis fixed.
	4) Mandatory 25,000 expenditure to a Pantera vendor

	Can't get any  easier than that!  
	 
	Not joking anymore, I remain
	 
	The Pope

 



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