[DeTomaso] Fwd: Notice to All Employees

[Ken Green]

Dave,
 
    If the can says fuel additive, it doesn't mean it's an energy drink.
 
Ken  (I blame it all on Reagan for ending the cold war and putting all us aerospace engineers out of work)
 
 
 


--- On Thu, 10/30/08, adin at frontier.net <adin at frontier.net> wrote:

From: adin at frontier.net <adin at frontier.net>
Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] Fwd: Notice to All Employees
To: detomaso at realbig.com
Date: Thursday, October 30, 2008, 11:34 AM

If your economic status is better now than 9 years ago (did you ever  
get a job?)
then: you should share with us poor folks; and vote for the other guy.

I'll thank you to keep the political commentary off my Pantera mail list.

David in Durango, who believes the current president is the cause of  
all clutch related maladies.




Quoting asajay at asajay.com:

>
> Notice to All Employees
>
> As of November 5, 2008, when Obama is officially elected into office, our
> company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new,
> inspiring issues of change and fairness:
>
> 1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common
> pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to
give
> those of you who are under achieving a "fair shake."
>
> 2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime,
> into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help
> those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from
those who have
> more spare time and can work extra hours.
>
> 3. All top management will now be referred to as "the
government." We will
> not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law
doesn't apply
> to us.
>
> 4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees
every
> week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good
of all."
>
> 5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's
"good
> to spread the wealth." Those of you who have underachieved will
finally get
> an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will
feel
> more "patriotic."
>
> 6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks.
Don't
> feel bad though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare,
free
> handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll
let you
> stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your
> mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might
> even get a
> free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all   
> Americans be
> entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!
>
> If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to
> rethink your vote on November 4th.



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