[DeTomaso] Fw: 2 Panteras for sale or trade

[Will Demelo]

I'm selling the Pantera's because this group is full of homo slackers. At least the Corvette guys get off their asses once in a while and go to Rallies and gatherings. They don't just sit there inputting numbers on their desktop dyno's.
I posted a request to the hundreds of forum members and not one person replied with a definite confirmation for Niagara Falls in July. I had 2 people say they might make it.
Don't tell me there isn't 6 Pantera owners within 4 hrs of the Niagara Falls boarder that couldn't come out. On the PI board, I've had 15 confirmations to show (all Canadians). Hell, the crazy French bunch are guaranteeing a minimum of 6. And you though Quebec was only good for strippers and poutine?
Your wife/gay partner won't let you go? Ask her/him nicely to give back one of your balls, replace them back in your nutsack( that is not the medical term for us laypeople), then tell them your going to Niagara Falls.
In fact, bring them along. It's a great getaway spot.
Don't know how to get there? I'll help you... Pack some clothes in a bag, sit your fat ass in your Pantera and drive there. Use Google maps if required.
Boss won't give you a day off? Ask your wife/partner for your other ball and take the time off.
A friend of mine just died 2 days ago of a massive heart attack at 53 years young. Get off your fat asses and drive your cars!
Too early to commit? The Casino resort is full. Yes full. I'm working on 20 rooms at the Hilton. Should be ironed out in the next 2 days.
All you have to do is spend a ton of time and money and put this event together, then go there and enjoy. No wait, I'll make you a deal. I'll spend all the time and money on the event and 6 of you guys show up and enjoy the company of fellow Pantera owners. I'll buy the first round if you leave your panties at home.

Will (pissed off) D.





----- Original Message ----- 
From: Ken Green 
To: Will Demelo 
Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 2:43 PM
Subject: Re: [DeTomaso] 2 Panteras for sale or trade


Hi Will,

Can you tell me about your cars?  What's with the 80 Vette?

Ken

Will Demelo <wdemelo at cogeco.ca> wrote:
  Looking to unload my 2 cats or trade for 1980 Corvette (any color).
  Contact me for details.
  Will D.
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