[DeTomaso] Mama Mia (Little Pantera Content)

[Robert Fluty]

True story...I think!
Bob
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An 18-year-old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, Who was the pig who did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Pantera stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Pantera and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath the Pantera, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, a
$4,000,000 bank account and the Pantera. If twins, they will receive a factory, $2,000,000 and Pantera each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You gonna try again."

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