[DeTomaso] Corvette Boyz On line - Re: Whens' the Nevada Open this year?

[Mad Dog Antenucci]

Hey Tom,
   
  You slacker you know its May 18-20th HAHAHA....Okay,
  I can tell the Vette crowd is worried about us already. ;-]>
   
  Without a doubt we have the highest percentage of car owners racing in both club and ORR events of any other marque in the world.  And we do it with automobiles that are 35+ years old! 
   
  Let me quote a veteran Pantera driver (Curt Toumanian) who once wrote in 1998 after we had kicked the butts of the entire ORR field at Silverstate;
   
  "Even when 1 Pantera shows up 1,510 Vettes would have to show up just to rival the enthusisam of one Pantera" 
   
  Think about that.....And you know there ain't enough 62 year old polyester patched wearing Corvette owners in the world to ever match what Team Pantera Racing has acoomplished.  Another thing, we are STILL the 1st and STILL the ONLY vintage team to ever show up with 10 or more cars of the same model at any ORR and we've done it multiple times in Nevada and Texas.  Not your beloved plastic he-man automobiles, nor Ferrari or Porche or any other automobile team has ever met or come close to our records.  I keep offering you slackers driving Corvettes  $1,000,000 dollars the first time you can match the manly feats of Team Pantera Racing........... but in 10 years of offering that money none of you slackers have ever stepped up. You can talk the talk but you can't walk the walk. But look at it this way. If you take the bet and win think of all the white shoes and polyester club jackets you can buy!
   
  Now some of our boyz are in 'sleep-mode' but thats only because none of you Corvette, Porsche or Ferrari boyz have ever stepped up with a vintage race team to challenge us. Viagra? Sheeeit, Tom I get wood everytime I walk out to the garage> I don't even have to start the Pantera....At 180 Mph my heart beat isn't recordable.... so we can compare who has the largest number of pu**ies in or on their teams but I would argue we have the best looking ones! ;-]>
   
  This message may awaken the BEAST among our crew. Expect to see our teams in Texas, Nevada and Nebraska ORR events again this year. 
   
  Mad Dawg Antenucci
  Team Pantera Racing
  "If it was easy you'd do it"
   
  P.S. NOTICE TO PANTERA OWNERS - Its time to pull your beasts off the leash and kick some ass. I wanna see Rookies and  veterans alike stepping up this year to run. Turn off your pacemaker, throw the cane away and lets DO THIS. We are like 300 Spartans up against a gaggle of Corvette and Porsche driving Persians. We're outnumbered 1,510 to ONE but if I have to go into a bar room brawl there is not finer group of men (and women) I'd rather represent then Team Pantera Racing.   
   
  

blah-blah-blah <blah-blah-blah at socal.rr.com> wrote:
          Hey Mad Dog,
   
  When's the Nevada Open gonna happen. Isn't it sometime in May?
   
  You guys comin out to give us Vette boys a rough time this year?
   
  What's happenin with your compadres with those expensive fast Fords?
   
  Did they trade those expensive Ford's in, for wheelchairs and walkers? 
   
  Us Vette guys are gonna take up a collection, for some Viagra to give to your guys so they can get it up, and give us a run for our money.
   
  Tell em to quit takin that high blood pressure medicine, it's makin those old guys too soft. 
   
  We need some competition, the Mustang guys suck. Team "Invaders" don't count. We need some good old school muscle out here,  so tell your buds to get off their asses, and out of the house.
   
  Tell em "Honeydo" projects can wait. This is gonna be a "Testosterone Only" event, and if they don't show. They know what they are, so I don't need to say it? 



Mad Dawg Antenucci 
Team Pantera Racing 
  The 1st & still the only vintage race team in open road racing 
www.teampanteraracing.com